circumcisions: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
tastetheaids: thedoctorpottergames: Parents have two moods: “You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.” and “You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.” “You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”
doctorangel: whitelightningreplies: balderrask: westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.” NOPE NOT RISKING IT this happened to friend of mine called Stanley, Not letting it happen to me Or I could just reblog her descendent…
escapistaz: If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
it’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager
I'd rather be a redneck than a stuck up bitch.
If you lose your one and only, there’s always room here for the lonely, to watch...– Brooks and Dunn Neon Moon (via meandmycountrymusic)
Go anon and say whatever you'd like to me.
iguanamouth: i read that as lions remember who you are
Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today
walmart parking lot
dude with a powerstroke that has one stack talking to my friend: hey girl whats up??
my friend: you want this rack, gotta have two stacks